SPARROW lives in Phoenicia, New York. He is running for president of the United States for the fifth time (on the Sudoku-for-All Party ticket) and is the only candidate to support a maximum wage. His latest book is called America: A Prophecy (Soft Skull Press).

You Are An Awful Parent

by Sparrow, February 2008 (Issue 386)

How To Make Money In Your Car

by Sparrow, August 2007 (Issue 380)

Eight Love Poems

by Sparrow, June 2007 (Issue 378)

I Was A Guantánamo Prisoner

by Sparrow, March 2007 (Issue 375)

Fighting CIS

by Sparrow, September 2006 (Issue 369)

Stupid Design

by Sparrow, May 2006 (Issue 365)

The Flood

by Sparrow, February 2006 (Issue 362)

Why I Am Not President

by Sparrow, January 2006 (Issue 361)

Looking Like Osama And Other Confessions

by Sparrow, March 2005 (Issue 351)

Secret Smoker

by Sparrow, October 2004 (Issue 346)

A Brief History Of My Money-Back Guarantee

by Sparrow, May 2004 (Issue 341)

Money-Back Guarantee

by Sparrow, November 2003 (Issue 335)

Hello, I Must Be Going

by Sparrow, September 2003 (Issue 333)

Yes, You Are a Revolutionary!

by Sparrow, March 2003 (Issue 327)

The NEA And Me

by Sparrow, December 2002 (Issue 324)

Bathifying

by Sparrow, August 2002 (Issue 320)

Art Earthquake

by Sparrow, May 2002 (Issue 317)

Autumn Now

by Sparrow, December 2001 (Issue 312)

My Politics

by Sparrow, September 2001 (Issue 309)

One Saturday Night

by Sparrow, July 2001 (Issue 307)