Rabbi, if a child is born with two heads which head should wear the yarmulke on which head the tefillin? Some say the right head and some say the left. All quote Torah. Some say both heads, just in case. But if a man is born with two heads he is always confused. He never knows on which head to wear the yarmulke. Two heads and only two eyes. He walks towards himself in the old cemetery, where the rabbis are buried. There seems to be some disagreement: some are saying we are dead; others, we are alive. Some say both, all quote Torah.