Pilpul
Rabbi, if a child is born with two heads
which head should wear the yarmulke
on which head the teffilin?
Some say the right head and some
say the left. All quote Torah.
Some say both heads, just in case.


But if a man is born with two heads
he is always confused. He never knows
on which head to wear the yarmulke.


Two heads and only two eyes.
He walks towards himself
in the old cemetery, where the rabbis
are buried. There seems to be some
disagreement: some are saying
we are dead; others, we are alive.
Some say both, all quote Torah.