When I am President, the revolution will come, and we will all be in it, even the rich. Everyone is in a revolution, on one side or the other. The rich fight the poor, and the poor fight the police. This is how the world has always been. It’s true, in 1909, a few anarchists went directly to the offices of rich men and shot them, but that never caught on. The poor love fighting the police, because it is what they know. And the police adore fighting the poor, because it is what they know. The poor enjoy winning revolutions, but they don’t mind losing, because losing is familiar to them, while the police hate losing revolutions; if they lose they are disgraced. And the rich always win, even if they are shot and killed. They win, or their lawyers win, which is the same thing. Even if the revolution is completely successful, and their factories are smashed and then nationalized, the rich will sneak off to Switzerland, speak to a banker, and build three new factories in Taiwan. The rich are unstoppable, while the poor are easily stoppable. Every day the poor stop themselves numerous times from swearing at the boss and kicking him. The poor have a tremendous — and justified — fear of being fired, for bad as it is to be poor, it is worse to starve. While the rich have no fear of being fired, as they have no job. Why bother to have a revolution then? It is fate. The rich must suffer the occasional sting of uprising, to repay them for their world-destroying greed. And I, as President, will bring on the revolution, to humble these vicious men, and their well-meaning wives.