In every election in American history both parties have their clichés. The party that has the clichés that ring true wins.

Newt Gingrich

Success depends on three things: who says it, what he says, how he says it; and of these three things, what he says is the least important.

John Morley

[A politician] can have prejudices—indeed he must have prejudices and share all the popular political superstitions of the moment as ardently as he can. But he must not have principles. He must never let the people suspect that they cannot eat their cake and have it. He must promise them a defense program and a higher standard of living. He must never use that dreadful little word or.

Helen McCloy, Who’s Calling?

The great majority of mankind are satisfied with appearances, as though they were realities, and are often even more influenced by the things that seem than by those that are.

Niccolò Machiavelli

He still knows how to rouse his rabble, how to reach out to poor people, and sic them on other poor people. How much of this nonsense does he believe, I wonder, and how much does he say just because he knows the value of dividing in order to conquer and to rule?

Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Talents

A politician’s words reveal less about what he thinks about his subject than what he thinks about his audience.

George F. Will

The first law of politics: Never say anything in a national campaign that anyone might remember.

Eugene McCarthy

A culture’s ability to understand the world and itself is critical to its survival. But today we are led into the arena of public debate by seers whose main gift is their ability to compel people to continue to watch them.

George Saunders

The politicians . . . talked themselves red, white, and blue in the face.

Clare Boothe Luce

Sometimes in the deafening clamor of political statesmanship, I’ve thought that the people might be better served if a party purchased a half hour of radio and television silence during which the audience would be asked to think quietly for themselves.

Adlai Stevenson

It is said that every people has the government it deserves. It is more to the point that every government has the electorate it deserves; for the orators of the front bench can edify or debauch an ignorant electorate at will.

George Bernard Shaw

We expect them to lie to us. We grant them latitude to lie. . . . We don’t expect them to tell the truth about power any more than we expect movie stars to tell the truth about love.

Erica Jong

No one has to twist his words because what he says is twisted enough. He speaks fluent pretzel.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

I heard the speech. But they don’t give a damn about that. Hell, make ’em cry, or make ’em laugh, make ’em think you’re their weak erring pal, or make ’em think you’re God-a-Mighty. Or make ’em mad. Even mad at you. Just stir ’em up. . . . That’s what they come for. Tell ’em anything. But for sweet Jesus’s sake don’t try to improve their minds.

Robert Penn Warren, All the King’s Men

The politician is . . . trained in the art of inexactitude. His words tend to be blunt or rounded, because if they have a cutting edge, they may later return to wound him.

Edward R. Murrow

It’s very unfair to expect a politician to live in private up to the statements he makes in public.

W. Somerset Maugham, The Circle

A politician is required to listen to humbug, talk humbug, condone humbug. The most we can hope for is that we don’t actually believe it.

P.D. James, A Taste for Death

Once a country is habituated to liars, it takes generations to bring the truth back.

Gore Vidal